Slow people in grocery stores. I don’t mean to be rude but get the fuck out of my way old lady.

LOL. I hate LOL. I use it sarcastically but I can’t stand people who seriously sit there and use LOL in conversation- on the internet, in text messages, or in real life.

Loud teenagers in restaurants. As soon as I spot them I start yelling too to make the point YOU’RE NOT FUCKING COOL SHUT THE FUCK UP. 

How I just have no effort in doing anything anymore.

I work every day so I can buy what I want. I’m sorry I can’t go out all the time or have new cool clothes or a bitchin car, my mommy and daddy don’t pay for my shit. It’s time to grow the fuck up.

When guys skip the friendship part of relationships and just go straight into terms of endearment and planning out the next couple of months. I don’t know you like that.

In high school no one talked to me until two months before we graduated. Reading through my yearbook it’s nothing but ‘OMG you’re sooo funny! why didn’t we hang out before?’ Because you wouldn’t give me the time of day, that’s why asshole.

I’m not sick and twisted, you’re just a pussy.

I always feel like that annoying girl whenever I text a guy so I just won’t text them, no matter how bad I want to talk to them. And then they’ll text me saying that I never want to talk to them. It’s a never ending circle of my insecurities.

I want a relationship, I want someone to just be there and share life with. But I don’t. Either the person I’m interested in doesn’t give a fuck or no one is interesting.

When you are out in public, look around and be aware of your surrounding. Do you know how many times a day I get the question “Where’s the bathroom?” (my store is kind of backwards) and do you know how many times a day I answer back “…Right behind you, where it says ‘Restrooms’ in large letters…”. Dumbass it’s not that hard.

I hate not having friends but I can’t interact with people in a social setting.

At work when my managers run me into the ground because they think that I can just run around all day long. I’m a hard worker, don’t take advantage of that, I’m only human.

When people say the music I listen to sucks. Fuck off man, who are you to judge?

Sundays when my brother gets pissy cause he has to watch the dogs. Bro- you don’t have a job, you sit at home and play x-box all day.